Products
Products
BICYCLE LANE
BICYCLES ONLY
SCOOTERS OKAY
DOORDASH PARKING OK
Bicycle Lane Bureaucracy Decal
Weatherproof vinyl sticker with deadpan traffic-sign energy for frames, laptops, and passive-aggressive infrastructure critique.
6 in.Matte laminateOutdoor rated
I TINTED MY LICENSE PLATE BECAUSE I'M AS GOOD A PERSON AS A DRIVER
Weatherproof car sticker for drivers who would rather self-report than improve.
STOP WHEEZING Tee
Heavyweight cotton tee for climbs, coffee rides, and unsolicited pacing advice.
PASS FASTER Socks
Thin race socks with enough contrast to register from half a block away.
APEX PEST Cap
Five-panel cap for quick errands that accidentally become longer rides.
HATE TAILGATES Bottle
Insulated bottle with restrained styling and worse intentions.
Sticker Starter Pack
Three stickers, including the lane decal, for surfaces that need better opinions.