Bike Store
Hip killer bikes and clever merch with a nasty little grin.
Carbon menace. Alleycat posture. Apparel for people who think a bell is too polite. We sell complete bikes, cursed upgrades, bike stickers, and car stickers for drivers who insist on embarrassing themselves in public.
Featured Product
Bicycle Lane Bureaucracy Decal
Weatherproof vinyl sticker with deadpan traffic-sign energy for frames, laptops, and passive-aggressive infrastructure critique.
$6
“BICYCLE LANE BICYCLES ONLY SCOOTERS OKAY DOORDASH PARKING OK”
Merch Drop
Spiteful stickers and clever merch.
Car Sticker
I TINTED MY LICENSE PLATE BECAUSE I'M AS GOOD A PERSON AS A DRIVER
Weatherproof car sticker for drivers who would rather self-report than improve.
$7
Apparel
STOP WHEEZING Tee
Heavyweight cotton tee for climbs, coffee rides, and unsolicited pacing advice.
$42
Footwear
PASS FASTER Socks
Thin race socks with enough contrast to register from half a block away.
$18
Cap
APEX PEST Cap
Five-panel cap for quick errands that accidentally become longer rides.
$34